"it's dangerous to fall in love with an idea" -my bio teacher said this once
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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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louisemoji:

you: larry isn’t real
me:

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hornydork:

"I’m not racist I love Beyoncé! But nicki minaj is talentless and doesn’t deserve the spotlight light iggy does"


Get out of my face

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mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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punkmothra:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

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tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START
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fook-me:

OH MY GOD
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spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook
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small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

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