when snape realizes he’s dying he doesn’t care, in fact he’s happy because he knows in just a moment he’ll see lily again
but to his great dismay he’s greeted instead by none other than james potter
who promptly envelopes him in an awkward but genuine hug and says with a hoarse voice, “thank you for taking care of my son”
#and then lily shouts from off in the distance #’BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT YOU PIECE OF TRASH’
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Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
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have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
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when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
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so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE
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Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men
THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN
OK first that looks weird
…………. aaaaand this is disgusting
WHAT THE FUCK
that was weird ….
posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went
"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"
that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt
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short nigga but my..
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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
seriously the best ever.
This was actually my childhood.
Wish they had these I high school
They did at my highschool, it was awesome but I didn’t have any cash on me and the lady didn’t take debit cards
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